DITCH PARTY: A POT LUCK FOR THE MISFITS

We're not here to save the world. We're here to save the kin.
Birthday. Thanksgiving. Survival Fund. Same energy.

If you remember "Fire It Up Red"...
If we ever shared a Lucky on a curb solving problems we'd forget by morning...If I ever gave you 2AM advice on your Chihuahua's explosive diarrhea...If you've ever shaken your head and said "FknDaisyduuuude"...
Then you know:
I always fkn arrive.I'm back. And I'm not asking for a donation.I'm building an Ark.After making millions for Fortune 500 Bananaheads, I took the playbook, took the rolodex, and came home.We're launching a national veterinary ecosystem that heals the healers, saves the kin, and tells the extraction machine to get bent.This is the Pot Luck.
This is the Ditch Party.
This is your invitation to bet on the underdog.Buy me a drink. Fund the revolution. Get a front-row seat to the chaos.March 2026: Node Cero launches.
Right now? We need 90 days of survival cash.So here's the deal:
This is either going to be fkn EPIC, or it's going to flop like nachos from the Hard Rock.But you know me.
Even when the wheels fall off, I ride or die.And I always. Fkn. Arrive.Choose your tier. Join the Underground.We Fkn Ride - Love, Daisy#NoKinLeftBehind #FireItUpRed

THE SIP — $3

Buy me a birthday drink. Keep the lights on. Keep the dream breathing.You get:
→ Your name on the Seeders Wall
→ Access to the Vibe PlaylistSurvival isn't free, but it's cheaper than therapy.

THROW IN $3

THE SEAT — $6

Pull up a chair. You're not just watching—you're IN.You get:
→ 'Pushing Daisies' Survival Guide Zine (PDF)
→ Early Access Key to docuseries teaserThis is your ticket to the show. We ride together.

GRAB A SEAT

"FANKS" — $11

Because "Thank You" isn't enough, and "Fck You" is too expensive.THE FANKSGIVING SPECIAL (El Paso Only):
→ We deliver one (1) raw Russet Potato
→ Hand-drawn face (sharpie Tía vibes)
→ To your Ex, your Boss, or your Suegra
→ 100% anonymous. *Smirk🍌 BANANA SUIT UPGRADE:
Local delivery in full banana costume. Try not to laugh at Thanksgiving dinner. They'll know it was you.BONUS CONTENT (All orders):
→ "Survival Guide to Tía's Questions" PDF
→ Fanksgiving Bingo Card (take a drink when you get one)
→ Lotería card: "El Mental Potato"
(Imagine Tía as a potato. Hard to be intimidated by a root vegetable.)All prior tier benefits included.
Stay Toxica. 🥔

STAY TOXICA 🥔

*Stay Toxica merch dropping Xmas 2025.
Hoodies designed to make your Tía uncomfortable at posadas. *wink

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THE BLACK CIRCLE — $333

'I OWN THIS, GLITCH'

This isn't a tier. This is a seat at the table.You get:→ Invitation to the High Rollers Table (12.21.25 — El Paso)→ 45-minute 1:1 Vibe Check with Daisy (Zoom or IRL)→ Pre-investment consideration when Node Cero opens Series Seed→ Lifetime "Founding Misfit" status→ Early access to EVERYTHINGWe don't save the world. We save the kin.And you're kin now.
Catch Ya On The Flip Side.

Enter The Void

Remember:
We're all diagnosed with a terminal illness.
It's called Life.
So we might as well bet on each other.
Buy the drink. Send the potato. Join the movement.

💸 FUEL THE RIDE

Cash App: $fknDaisy
Venmo: @fknDaisy
PayPal: @DaisyChavez985
Apple Pay: Slip into my DM's
[email protected]
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Legal: This is not financial advice. This is chaos with a plan.
A portion of proceeds supports the Big Red Fam & the Flower Fund.